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Il faut que je sois honnête avec vous.
I have to be honest with you.
Moi c'était pas mon projet au début de faire des enfants.
It was not my project to start making children.
Non, non, et puis bon, la vie est ce qu'elle est, j'ai rencontré un homme.
No, no, and then well, life is what it is, I met a man.
Voilà, hein, un divorcé.
Well there you go, a divorcee.
Et comme j'ai jamais su résister à un bel article en solde...
And as I never knew how to resist a good article on sale ...
Ben moi, pour le prix d'un article j'en ai récupéré quatre.
Well, for the price of an article I got four of them.
J'ai récupéré un mari, ses deux enfants et puis son ex. Voilà.
I got a husband, his two children and then his ex. Here.
C'est bien hein ?
That's great, huh?
Oui je suis mère de famille recomposée.
Yes, I am the mother of a stepfamily.
Famille recomposée, ça veut donc dire que, avant de me rencontrer, mon mari a fait des enfants avec une une femme, voilà, qui n'était pas moi.
A stepfamily, that means that, before meeting me, my husband made children with a woman, that is, who was not me.
Tout le monde peut se tromper.
Everyone can be wrong.
Enfin bref, donc elle lui en a fait deux.
Anyway, so she made him two.
Je lui en ai fait trois.
I made him three.
Je gagne.
I win.
Alors c'est vrai que c'est pas toujours simple.
So it's true that it's not always simple.
Hein, je veux dire, moi je sais que bon, avec l'ex de mon mari on essaye de s'entendre, quand même.
Huh, I mean, I know that, well, with the ex of my husband we try to get along, anyway.
Je trouve qu'on a une belle relation.
I think we have a good relationship.
C'est pas mal, c'est une belle relation qui est essentiellement fondée sur... sur euh... tiens ben sur le mépris (qu'elle a pour moi).
It's not bad, it's a beautiful relationship that is basically based on ... on uh ... well on contempt (which she has for me).
Moi je fais partie des gens qui pensent vraiment que les adultes dans ce genre de circonstances doivent s'entendre.
I am one of the people who really think that adults in this kind of circumstances have to get along.
C'est hyper important sinon c'est les enfants qui trinquent, c'est une évidence.
It is hyper important otherwise it is the children who suffer, it is obvious.
Je vois bien, moi ; pour mes beaux-enfants j'ai répondu à beaucoup de questions.
I, for my stepchildren, have answered many questions.
Mon beau-fils, tout le temps tout le temps : "Olivia tu sais pourquoi notre maman elle est plus avec notre papa".
My son-in-law, all the time all the time: "Olivia you know why our mom is no longer with our daddy".
"Oh mon cœur bah tu sais on peut pas savoir.
"Oh my heart, you know we can not know.
C'est des histoires de grands.
It's adult business.
Mais peut-être qu'elle voulait pas d'enfants finalement".
But maybe she did not want any children eventually."
Ouais c'est très important de pas mêler les enfants aux conflits des adultes.
Yeah, it's very important not to mix children with adult conflicts.
Ça on est d'accord.
This we can agree on.
Ma belle-fille aussi pareil : beaucoup d'interaction, beaucoup de choses.
My daughter-in-law is the same: a lot of interaction, a lot of things.
Elle est un peu ado donc plus brutale : "mais non mais vas-y mais tu me donnes pas d'ordre quoi, t'es pas ma mère okay" ?
She is a little teenager and therefore more brutal: "Come on, you give me no order, you're not my mother okay"?
"Ma chérie ça tombe bien que tu m'en parles parce que ta mère non plus c'est pas ta mère".
"My darling, it's good that you raise this topic with me because your mother is not your mother."
Non c'est pas vrai, mais la répartie avec les enfants c'est fondamental.
No it is not true, but being quick on the draw with children is fundamental.
Et puis vous savez les enfants pardonnent beaucoup et c'est ça qui est génial.
And you know, children forgive a lot and that's what's great.
Ça c'est très beau.
It's very beautiful.
Les enfants pardonnent beaucoup parce qu'ils n'ont pas le choix s'ils veulent manger.
Children forgive a lot because they have no choice if they want to eat.
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